My youngest daughter calls it Clyde, my youngest son calls it The Box whilst the rest of the family usually just calls it the Jeep or the Patriot. Our Durango is named "Heavy D."
Riot Grrl, when we were getting a dog , which I didn't want, I asked my wife if I can at least pick the breed since she just liked almost any dog. She said, "I guess you can pick as long as it isn't a boarder collie because they're crazy dogs!" Well, I have always wanted a boarder collie, and after being thwarted on that choice went for an Australian shepherd. I think that was a nice compromise since he is still a working dog and he is not too crazy. Those Ausies have some strange mannerisms though.