The Best Motor Oil

Way to square 'em away! People just don't know this type of stuff but what's worse are the budget quick lube fartholes they take their vehicles to and expect them to know, when they (the shop) doesn't know because they're so good at what they do, they allow the customer to choose the weight of the oil and what's in their head? NOTHING- but the last oil weight they heard some yahoo boasting about FOR THEIR BMW - O-W30 I LIVE IN NEW ORLEANS AND IF YOUR MOTOR HAS IN EXESS OF 150,000 MILES ON IT? IM GOING TO SAVE YOU A BIG FRIGGIN HEADACHE AND BANK-ROLL AND PUMP IN THE 20W-50 SPECIFIED FOR HIGH MILEAGE ENGINES. ITS THICKER AND IT "HANGS ON" TO THE MOVING COMPONENTS INSIDE THE MOTOR- PREVENTING WHAT I LIKE TO CALL "DRY-HUMPING" THE ENGINE EVERYTIME YOU START IT UP. YOU SEE, CHRYSLER AND CHEVY TOYOTA KIA EVERY AUTO MAKER WILL NOT TELL YOU ABOUT 20W-50 BECAUSE YOUR CAR IS ONLY SUPPOSED TO LAST- AT BEST- A YEAR PAST THE WARRANTY. WHY? SO THEY CAN SELL YOU A NEW ONE WHEN YOURS BLOWS UP BECAUSE THEY HAVE YOU USING THE WRONG OIL! ITS A DESIGN MECHANISM FOR INEVITABLE FAILURE. GUARANTEED!! YOU RARELY SEE A CAR ON THE ROAD ANYMORE THATS 10 YEARS OLD AND IN TIP TOP SHAPE- THAT HASNT HAD EVERYTHING ALREADY REPLACED UNDER THE HOOD. BEST BET- JUST LEASE A DAMN CAR- WAY LESS HEADACHES! AND YOURE NOT STUCK TRYING TO UNLOAD IT! ANOTHER MAJOR MISTAKE IS THAT "TRADE-IN" - WHAT YALL DONT K IW IS THE USED CAR MANAGER AUTOMATICALLY PLACES A VALUE ON YOUR TRADE @$1.00 ! That's all he's going to tie up in your beautiful trade in. You actually get lied to by EVERYONE WHO WORKS AT THE DEALERSHIP- ONE WAY OR ANOTHER YOU'RE GOING TO ABSORB THE FULL STICKER PRICE AND THEN SOME- (YES, I AM AN A.S.E. CERTIFIED MASTER TECHNICIAN WHO ONE DAY HAD ENOUGH OF MY SERVICE MANAGER RIPPING OFF MY CUSTOMERS AND I WENT STRAIGHT INTO THE SALES DEPT AS A FORD TRUCK SPECIALIST AND NEVER TOOK A SINGKE CUSTOMER (known in the sales biz as an "UP") AND STRICTLY SOLD ROLLING CHASSIS TO FIRE DEPARTMENTS FOR AMBULANCES- UPSILD THE GEAR THAT MAKES IT AN AMBULANCE AND HAD A CREW OF 5 TEXHNICIANS I PERSONALLY HIRED TO PUT THEM TOGETHER AS WELL AS TOW TRUCKS AND OTHER HIGH-END COMMERCIAL TRUCKS. I WAS THE NUMBER 1 SALESMAN IN NOT ONLY MY STATE, BUT IN ALL 50 OF THEM. SO, YES I K OW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT WHEN IT COMES TO "CARS" HAPPY MARDI GRAS EVERYBODY!!