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She's sexier from behind.. styling

4K views 18 replies 17 participants last post by  PunchYaNutts  
#1 · (Edited)
Not unlike some girls I've dated (sorry).. I find the Patriot much sexier from behind.

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I do wish the front would have been more square (straight-up) and the headlights square. The slanted front and round headlights give the truck sort of a deer caught in the headlights expression.

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#4 ·
I think its funny how you chose that photo of the 'Riots ass end. Descriptively saying "She's sexier from behind. Not to mention the way the back ground is cut out roughly as to not allow anyone from recognizing where the photo was taken at. Very amateur pornish of you... lol
 
#5 ·
i am glad it's not plastered with plastic trim.
a little bit on the bottom, and that's it.
not a bad vehicle to wash or wax.
worse part is the roof.
hard to reach, and the roof rails you have to work around.
but the roof will see the most wearthering, so a good coat of wax there.
and underneath the front/rear facia's is another place to watch for when washing/waxing.
 
#6 ·
I must disagree- I like the look, front and back. it looks classic- but modern. I think the only reason I never owned a jeep before this is because the cherokees are ugly as heck, and I cant fit in a wrangler or a liberty.
 
#9 ·
And, the rear should be the "most memorable" view--that's what other small SUVs normally see 'cause they can't keep up!

And the large SUVs won't be able to catch up at all with the <higher> gas prices!

If I had to change one thing about the Patriot, I'd like to have a "squat" system so the car would lower itself for washing the roog. I'm 6-2, and it's a streeeeeetch for me to hit the center of the roof!
 
#12 ·
The tail end is hot for sure and I plan to spice up the front with the off road lights (which I ordered 2.3 months ago - and still not here (one light system component of three)).
 
#15 ·
Round headlights are the best headlights. My favorite part of my Jeep. It just screams Jeep. But the tail end ain't too bad either. Got me a black Patriot and I may have to consider similar wheels/tires. Like the look of the rack, guess I'll eventually have to get the Yakima Lowrider towers to put mine back on. Well done.