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Funny Patriot Stuff

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#1 ·
Do any new Patriot owners have any funny stories about their great little SUVs? (Like getting stopped by red-headed cops who just want to look at it...?)

Something funny happened to me: I've never had bun-warmers before, so I flicked them on. 90 seconds later I almost drove off the road because I thought I spontaneously peed my pants! Boy, those things really work, and heat up in a kind of "ooze." Wild!:doh:
 
#2 ·
I haven't messed with my heated seats yet, but thanks for the headsup! The heated seats in my '01 WJ were crazy hot.

I'm still wierded out by the whole not shifting thing with the CVT2L. Its growing on me but it's a completely new experience for me.
 
#3 ·
Lets see last I heard you were cranking up Sinatra. Perhaps you have reached the point in your life when a little extra protection is necessary. There are several products out there which you can depend on. :D:D:D

Are you sure that it wasn't due to the fact that in the Italian cars you used to drive a warm feeling in the seat of your pants was usually followed by flames?
 
#4 ·
The warm feeling in the seat of my pants was the white-hot MasterCard I used to buy my mechanic a boat!

By the way; everyone's complaining about the Pat's muffler. My ravioli racers' mufflers were very visible too - you could see 'em in the rear view mirror! Good to be back in "Murican Arn."