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jessi

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Despite the Jeep brand name, the Compass doesn't fit the role of a "dude" car. Nor is it a car for the ladies, despite the soft lines. Driving this car is like wearing a big sign that says "Hi, I'm Pat!" Interested parties will look at you in a confused way as they try to determine what your gender and sexual orientation actually is.
Oh my.....:)
 
lol...seems to me that if ur driving a mini van or a durango/commander/aspen ur gettin laid. how else do we people that drive them have kids??? as for the compass, the wife loves it and so do her coworkers (all male) so where ever do "they" come up with their info beats me...
 
Ah shucks:eek: stupid me. I guess i`ll just stop working out, or for that matter, stop moving at all and order a zillion whoopers and just sit in my Patriot and start to shove`em down my throat..in accordance with their "brilliant list":smiley_thumbs_up: i`ll still get laid...its :hammertime: time boys!
 
Of course I would disagree about the Commander. All a chick has to do is look at that and see $$$.

If you need to buy a particular car to get laid, then that's just sad.
 
"a compASS won't get you laid"................oh boy. What do you think the last 3 letters mean??......ok seriously.....

I don't need to go to that link because "the study" was obviously done by people that do not have 2 brain cells to rub together.

So as far as "cars getting you laid goes, If I was a lady I would vote for a chauffer driven limo with my intended "victum" in the back seat. Oh, and he would have to have a garage full of limo's attached to a 100 room estate and green stuff falling out of his pockets and...........:D
 
I have been laid since I got my Compass 5 months ago. I'm happily married and the reason why I chose the Comapss was to haul 2 kids around. The market for all 5 vehicles is people who already have a family. Otherwise, I (and the rest of the market) would buy vehicles with less utiity.
 
"a compASS won't get you laid"................oh boy. What do you think the last 3 letters mean??
I always those were the letter designation for the design (ie, what it looks like)? :smiley_thumbs_up:
 
If you need a car to help you get laid then perhaps your money is better spent on a gym membership, some plastic surgery, some therapy....or just go pay for the lay itself.
 
If one needs ANY vehicle for success in this department then that person needs to re-evaluate their life ... or their choice in whom they pursue.

IMHO, of course
 
My wife and I "broke in" our Durango pretty early and my Cherokee was always fun. But this entire system is strange and unpredictable. For example, my wife came with a Toyota Echo when we got married. I eventually started driving it to work to utilise its 40 mpg. However, when I did drive it, I felt like a scolded 12 year old boy that was made to wear his sister's prom dress as punishment. It was certainly a car I would never consider buying, but women would tell me all the time how cute it was, which if I was single I could have used as a segue for further discussion. I took it as "ugly puppy syndrome" and gave my standard answer of, "It's my wife's car." So you never know what might work for you. The androgyny reference to the Compass was brilliant!
 
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