Why yes, I'm weird. Hopefully you noticed this much sooner than just now?
I was driving to the shooting range last weekend when those acronyms like SUV and CUV got me thinking...
Okay, now, Jeeps were originally military vehicles. The closest the Patriot gets to a military vehicle is having distant ancestors who've served, but let's not split hairs here. (In case you can't figure it out, I'm not exactly being 100% serious here...

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The Patriot looks a lot more "militaryish" than one of your average giant running shoes that fill the streets. (The Pat actually looks waaay better in person than in photographs.

Especially in black!)
This particular Patriot was driven by a technically active reservist of the Finnish Army (basically all I do in a voluntary reservist organisation is just maintain my safe shooters status for the Finnish 3-gun sport meant for military reserve personnel and go shooting by myself, but let's not split hairs again...).
And of course we had the pistols and ammunition and various other bits of kit in the trunk. (Alas, no AK this time since it was an indoor range we were going to.)
So obviously, what we have here is neither a Suburban Utility Vehicle nor a Compact Utility Vehicle, but rather a PUV - Para-military Utility Vehicle.
