Welcome... nice wheels!
As for the wife thingy... well... When Uncle Kah here get's home tonight from work, he will sit down and write up his special 3 rules regarding wives. Then you will fully understand!
EDIT: (couldn't wait...)
Rule 1) Never argue with the wife! She holds all the marbles in the house you like it or not and/or you know it or not!
Rule 2) Never, ever offer her anything of yours! Once you do, it instantly becomes her possession until such time as she deems said possession as value-less! In this case, as long as it is being paid for... trust me... it's valuable.
Rule 3) When ya mess up royally on rule #2 above, revert to rule #1.