Well not really since that's an urban legend, but how about smart cow tipping!?
The parents are obviously also very sick, they need a strong dose of "pay attention to you damn kids" and "your family is more important than anything else" also they need to go to weekly therapy session on how to strengthen their "teach your kids how to be productive members of society" muscles.
You are a Troll and have been since you joined this forum. Never had intentions of buying a Jeep Patriot nor did your friend Eric. Now go Jeep Shopping and report back after you make a purchase. :doh:Wait - I thought money/productivity/profit margins/market share/etc was the most important thing in life? So confused .....