What should Kenny-G's hood REALLY say?

[MrMischief]

This is the poll we all wanted to have. Vote for your favorite and maybe Kenny-G will give in to the peer pressure. If you don't like any of the options, fear not! Choose other and place your entry below.

[cmoore]

Kenny, I am not by any means degrading yours, mine, or anyone else's pat and its capabilities... This just came to mind because of mischiefs mall crawler and this thread... Please don't take this to heart... Just thought it was a funny thought...

Rubican't

I know it's a silly play off of rubicon... But it wa funny at the time. Lol


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[MrMischief]

Originally Posted by cmoore

Rubican't

Did you vote for it? Option I think 12....



And of course this is all in just good fun. Personally I think you're going to make a lot of friends if your jeep says "bacon" down the side of it.

[DJohnson]

I suggest it say "This is my hood"

[MrMischief]

Originally Posted by DJohnson

I suggest it say "This is my hood. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

My hood is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
My hood, without me, is useless. Without my hood, I am useless. I must close my hood true. I must prevent flapping in the wind which is trying to damage my Jeep. I must tighten the hinges before adjusting the stops. I will...

My hood and myself know that what counts in this traffic is not the horse power we contain, the noise of our exhaust, or the smoke we make. We know that it is the miles that count. We will idle slowly...

My hood is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its release and its prop rod. I will keep my hood clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will...

Before God, I swear this creed. My hood and myself are the defenders of my engine. We are the masters of our oil change. We are the saviors of my life.
So be it, until we are back in our garage, safe and secured!"

fixt.... I'm sure there's room for it.

[Murman]

Noice!

[DJohnson]

Originally Posted by MrMischief

fixt.... I'm sure there's room for it.

Perfect...except translate to Spanish.

[MrMischief]

Originally Posted by DJohnson

Perfect...except translate to Spanish.

Este es mi barrio. Hay muchos como él, pero éste es el mío.

Mi campana es mi mejor amigo. Es mi vida. Tengo que dominarlo como debo dominar mi vida.
Mi campana, sin mí, es inútil. Sin mi barrio, yo soy inútil. Tengo que cerrar mi capilla real. Debo evitar ondeando al viento, que está tratando de dañar mi Jeep. Tengo que apretar las bisagras antes de ajustar los topes. I will ...

Mi campana y yo sabemos que lo que cuenta en este tráfico no es la energía de caballo que contiene, el ruido de nuestro escape, o el humo que hacemos. Sabemos que son los kilómetros que contar. Vamos a ralentí lentamente ...

Mi campana es humano, así como yo, porque es mi vida. Por lo tanto, voy a aprender como a un hermano. Voy a aprender de sus debilidades, su fuerza, sus piezas, sus accesorios, su liberación y su varilla de soporte. Voy a mantener mi barrio limpio y listo, como tampoco yo soy limpio y listo. Vamos a formar parte de la otra. We will ...

Ante Dios, te lo juro este credo. Mi campana y yo somos los defensores de mi motor. Nosotros somos los dueños de nuestro cambio de aceite. Nosotros somos los salvadores de mi vida.
Que así sea, hasta que estamos de vuelta en nuestro garaje, seguro y garantizado!

[DJohnson]

Originally Posted by MrMischief

Este es mi barrio. Hay muchos como él, pero éste es el mío.

Mi campana es mi mejor amigo. Es mi vida. Tengo que dominarlo como debo dominar mi vida.
Mi campana, sin mí, es inútil. Sin mi barrio, yo soy inútil. Tengo que cerrar mi capilla real. Debo evitar ondeando al viento, que está tratando de dañar mi Jeep. Tengo que apretar las bisagras antes de ajustar los topes. I will ...

Mi campana y yo sabemos que lo que cuenta en este tráfico no es la energía de caballo que contiene, el ruido de nuestro escape, o el humo que hacemos. Sabemos que son los kilómetros que contar. Vamos a ralentí lentamente ...

Mi campana es humano, así como yo, porque es mi vida. Por lo tanto, voy a aprender como a un hermano. Voy a aprender de sus debilidades, su fuerza, sus piezas, sus accesorios, su liberación y su varilla de soporte. Voy a mantener mi barrio limpio y listo, como tampoco yo soy limpio y listo. Vamos a formar parte de la otra. We will ...

Ante Dios, te lo juro este credo. Mi campana y yo somos los defensores de mi motor. Nosotros somos los dueños de nuestro cambio de aceite. Nosotros somos los salvadores de mi vida.
Que así sea, hasta que estamos de vuelta en nuestro garaje, seguro y garantizado!

Now we are getting somewhere!

[MrMischief]

Originally Posted by DJohnson

Perfect...except translate to Spanish.

How about Russian?

Это мой район. Есть много нравится, но это мое.

Мой капот моего лучшего друга. Это моя жизнь. Я должен овладеть ею, как я должен овладеть моей жизни.
Мой капот, без меня, это бесполезно. Без моего района, я бесполезна. Я должен закрыть королевская часовня. Я избегаю развевается на ветру, вы пытаетесь повредить мой джип. У меня есть для затягивания петли перед регулировкой остановок. Я буду ...

Мой капот и я знаю, что то, что считается в этом трафик не лошадиные силы в нем, шум наших дымоудаления или сделать. Мы знаем, что они рассчитывают миль. Пусть холостом ходу медленно ...

Мой капот человека, как я, потому что это моя жизнь. Таким образом, я буду учиться, как брата. Я буду учиться свои слабости, ее сила, ее частей, аксессуаров, его выпуск и поддержка стержня. Я буду держать мой район чист и готов, как и я чист и готов. Мы присоединимся к другим. Мы будем ...

Перед Богом клянусь, это кредо. Мой капот и я защитников мой двигатель. Мы являемся хозяевами своей замены масла. Мы спасители моей жизни.
Так и быть, пока мы не вернулись в наш гараж, безопасной!

[MrMischief]

Originally Posted by DJohnson

Perfect...except translate to Spanish.

German?


Dies ist meiner Nachbarschaft. Es gibt viele wie es, aber es ist meine.

Meine Motorhaube meines besten Freundes. Das ist mein Leben. Ich muss es meistern, wie ich mein Leben meistern muss.
Meine Haube, ohne mich, ist nutzlos. Ohne meiner Gegend, ich war nutzlos. Ich habe die königliche Kapelle zu schließen. Ich vermeide das Fliegen in den Wind, willst du meinen Jeep beschädigen. Ich habe die Schleife vor dem Einstellen Haltestellen anziehen. Ich werde ...

Meine Haube, und ich weiß, dass das, was zählt in dieser Verkehr ist nicht PS drin, das Rauschen der Rauch oder tun. Wir wissen, dass sie das Zählen Meilen. Lassen Leerlauf langsam ...

My hood Mann, wie ich bin, denn dies ist mein Leben. So werde ich lernen, einen Bruder zu wollen. Ich werde lernen, ihre Schwächen, ihre Stärke, ihre Teile, Zubehör, und seine Produktion und Stange. Ich werde meine sauber und bereit, wie ich sauber und bereit bin. Wir kommen andere. Wir werden ...

Vor Gott glaube ich und schwöre. Meine Motorhaube und ich meinen Motor sein. Wir sind die Meister ihres eigenen Ölwechsel. Wir sind die Retter meines Lebens.
So sei es, bis wir wieder in unserer Garage, und sicher!

[MrMischief]

Originally Posted by DJohnson

Perfect...except translate to Spanish.

and back to English....


This is my neighborhood. There are many like it, but it's mine.

My hood of my best friend. This is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
My hood, without me, is useless. Without my area, I was useless. I have to close the Royal Chapel. I avoid flying in the wind, you want to damage my jeep. I put the loop before setting stops. I will ...

My hood, and I know that the one thing in this traffic is not PS it, do the noise and the smoke. We know that they are counting miles. Let idle slowly ...

My hood man, as I am, because this is my life. So I will learn to like a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, accessories, and its production and rod. I will clean my and ready as I am clean and ready. We get another. We are ...

Before God I swear this creed. My hood and I have my engine. We are the masters of their own oil changes. We are the saviors of my life.
So be it, until we! Back in the garage, and sure

[DJohnson]

Originally Posted by MrMischief

and back to English....


This is my neighborhood. There are many like it, but it's mine.

My hood of my best friend. This is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
My hood, without me, is useless. Without my area, I was useless. I have to close the Royal Chapel. I avoid flying in the wind, you want to damage my jeep. I put the loop before setting stops. I will ...

My hood, and I know that the one thing in this traffic is not PS it, do the noise and the smoke. We know that they are counting miles. Let idle slowly ...

My hood man, as I am, because this is my life. So I will learn to like a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, accessories, and its production and rod. I will clean my and ready as I am clean and ready. We get another. We are ...

Before God I swear this creed. My hood and I have my engine. We are the masters of their own oil changes. We are the saviors of my life.
So be it, until we! Back in the garage, and sure

Throughout the translations...hood became neighborhood. Ironically, I like it better this way.

[DJohnson]

Originally Posted by DJohnson

Throughout the translations...hood became neighborhood. Ironically, I like it better this way.

As well as a few other bizarre changes...

[cmoore]

Originally Posted by MrMischief

Did you vote for it? Option I think 12....



And of course this is all in just good fun. Personally I think you're going to make a lot of friends if your jeep says "bacon" down the side of it.

Was this already an option or did you just add it?


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