I was in Walmart buying a large bag of Purina for my dog and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked me if I had a dog...> DUHHHH)

I was feeling a bit crabby so on impulse, I told her NO and that I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital the last time. BUT, I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care unit with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms.

Her eyes about bugged out of her head. I went on and on with the bogus diet story and she was totally buying it.

I told her that it was an easy, inexpensive diet and that the way it works is to load your pockets or purse with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The package said the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

(I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her.)

Horrified, she asked if something in the dog food had poisoned me and was that why I ended up in the hospital.



I said, "Oh NO! I was sitting in the street licking myself when a car hit me."

I thought the tall guy in back of the line was going to have to be carried out

OH MY GOD! That is some funny SH**! I actually laughed out loud when I read this. It reminded me alot of the Here's Your Sign stuff by Bill Engvall that I have heard, plus the fact that took place in a line at Walmart is even better.

That's funny, right there!

that story is hilarious!!!!!!! Please tell me she caught on after that! I hope she wasn't offended, it was all in good fun..

Can u imagine if she had a patriot and comes on this forum, now that would be funny!! :P

Pigshanks that is hilarious! But you left one thing out, did she go and get a bag of dog food?

That's funny, right there!

Hahahaha That article is HILARIOUS!!

I was in Walmart buying a large bag of Purina for my dog and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked me if I had a dog...> DUHHHH)

I was feeling a bit crabby so on impulse, I told her NO and that I was starting The Purina Diet again,

God it was even in a Walmart too! Here's your sign :D